"Unbeknownst to most humans is the fact that the brain is in Complete control. In an attempt to have more time for itself to decipher messages from Beta-Gorgos-Thx, the brain gave humans the 'mind' so that the humans would be preoccupied by a sense of self-importance...Thus deluded, humans can no longer interfere with genuine brain activity. The brain is free to operate as it will."

- Dr. Veiny Slupfy to his students
at the Cerebral Academy of 'How- to-Beget-a-Body-and-Keep-it-Under-
Control'