News From a Distant Planet:

The Tri-Planetary committee has selected the
distant planet to provide ethical monitor for
the species capture and study mission. It
had been discovered that planets such as Earth
have developed a deep psychic fear of the
Tri-Planetary astronauts. The distant
planet will monitor the project to ensure
that the captured subjects will be treated
gently and non-invasively.

editing last night...tremendous fun....laughed so damn hard...