Jesus, the undead zombie terror of Nazareth
stormed from his sepulchre outside Jerusalem,
having required three days and nights to push
the stone from the opening, and terrorized the
city folk. Three Roman legions were sent to the
scene, only to be mauled by the very-pissed-off
son of God. He hadn't known that he'd be
resurrected as a zombie lord.

the day after...something about that movie left a definite impression...nothing, of course, about the beauty of a gentle teacher...but about his catastrophic end...is this what people who adhere to Christianity are to remember? don't make any sense....