tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62822342011-06-03T12:24:34.871-04:00The Blacklist Carnivalnot one bit of drivel amongst the everlasting drivels of canonized drivelDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comBlogger1821100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1162493446074194002006-11-02T13:47:00.000-05:002006-11-02T13:50:46.096-05:00The littlest of ideasoften correspondto the largest of troubles.haven't posted in some time...other vehicles...am writing a book now...rereading a few greats to prepare me...am utterly alone here...perhaps this is to be expected...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1112581532821027492005-04-03T22:18:00.000-04:002005-04-03T22:25:32.826-04:00At any point where one so subscribes to a collectionof theories, resulting in the adoption close toreligiosity. . .one has proven their unreadinessfor any truth presentedby the now-doctrine ideas.wandering downtown...one performance followed by a reflection of past times inherent in the present for others...waiting for the breakout...waiting to be able to write the ONE thing...feel halfway there.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1107308546926680882005-02-01T20:40:00.000-05:002005-02-01T20:42:26.926-05:00Everyone should awake
extremely grateful
that their reality hasn't
shifted. . .too much.
the amount of time one spends doing the same bloody thing, while complaining little--should be an indication of how we are actually robotic. Organic hardware, and a mind that we can't locate as of yet.
Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1088194859238035502004-06-25T16:14:00.000-04:002004-06-25T16:21:42.140-04:00News From a Distant Planet:
Until recently, scientists from
the distant planet believed that
nuclear bomb testing on Earth
was actually a form of art.
The matter was turned over
to the Artist's Guild. Extremely
impressed, the Guild funded
the launching of observation drones
to get closer images and readings
of the explosive spectacle.
When data returned from Earth's
orbit, the Guild was Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1084810511736115622004-05-17T12:12:00.000-04:002004-05-17T12:15:11.736-04:00News From a Distant Planet:
On the distant planet,weeds that do not choke
other vegetation are considered 'rogue flowers',
in that they are generally too moody to flower.
Earth's equivalent of the dandelion is considered to be
among the first of the rogues to switch sides.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1084688519217307112004-05-16T02:11:00.000-04:002004-05-16T02:21:59.216-04:00News From a Distant Planet:
A tour was given me, the celestial anthropologist, resulting
in the retrieval of the distant planet's ontology. "In the beginning God was the wind, caressing the land and the people. When God's wrath would be incurred, the land was made violate by hurricane and windstorm. To be closer to the winds, the people settled near bodies of torrential water, hoping to Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1084659284956629512004-05-15T18:04:00.000-04:002004-05-15T18:14:44.956-04:00News From a Distant Planet:
The mating process among those on the distant planet
is largely governed by the female of the species.
Males are obligated to comfort and serve the whims of
the females who are in their menstrual cycle. The male
which best eases the associated difficulties are chosen
for the role of life-partner.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1084658665685424362004-05-15T18:00:00.000-04:002004-05-15T18:04:25.686-04:00News From a Distant Planet:
Historians on the distant planet have unearthed
a tome regarding the burial rituals of the previous
inhabitants. When one would die, the head would be
removed and placed in an airtight jar. The jar would
then be weighted and taken far out on the ocean.
The encased head would be dropped and left behind.
It had been believed that the sea and air composed the
Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1084221663596818022004-05-10T16:28:00.000-04:002004-05-10T16:41:03.596-04:00News From a Distant Planet:
The origin of those from the distant planet
is told as such: a man encountered a crashed
spacecraft some 15 000 years ago. The pilot
of the craft stepped out wobbly and fell to
the ground. The man ran to his side. The pilot told
him that he was an advanced scout for a civilization
10 00 years away that intended to invade. He claimed
to be the offspring 10 000 Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1084055459373800712004-05-08T18:26:00.000-04:002004-05-08T18:35:29.030-04:00News From a Distant Planet:
On the distant planet there is the odd
occurrence of encounters with U.F.O.
To ensure secrecy of the matter, authorities
have allowed those who had the encounters
to be in on all the information from other encounters.
When people are brought into the process, they
do not feel as if their stories have to be publicized.
All people really want is to be a part of Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1083874832278809262004-05-06T16:19:00.000-04:002004-05-06T16:24:59.293-04:00Day #7 no longer in the face of extinction....the phone call came in...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1083785562408612972004-05-05T15:31:00.000-04:002004-05-05T15:37:07.746-04:00Day #6 in the face of extinction...in my experience couples that take a 'break' either talk to each other within a week, or actually break up...it has now been six days...what shall i infer?Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1083710877625818762004-05-04T18:46:00.000-04:002004-05-04T18:51:47.403-04:00Day #5 in the face of extinction...keep waking unsure of anything...loneliness is present however...emailed the person i ran into yesterday...perhaps we'll meet...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1083631142532855002004-05-03T20:36:00.000-04:002004-05-15T17:59:59.396-04:00Day #4 in the face of extinction...miserable..been thinking about my emotional lock-boxage, when i ran into an old acquaintance who perfectly symbolized this for me...as we talked over coffee, it became clear how she perceived me...in largely dark terms...had a minor anxiety attack on the way home...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1083521898207743322004-05-02T14:11:00.000-04:002004-05-02T14:22:39.640-04:00Day #3 in the face of extinction...thinking about day #2....was lonely and failure-feeling amongst family from afar...going nowhere...when i gave them the rundown of my future i didn't believe myself...routine answers...watched as their speculative gazes penetrated my subterfuge..have to hurry before i start losing important friends...have to deny the hermitesque dao i have tended to...i am a Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1083360771795407032004-04-30T17:31:00.000-04:002004-04-30T17:37:10.403-04:00Day #1 in the face of extinction...called around today...apologizing for being a hermit...the first step involves admittance of guilt.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1083180601236995122004-04-28T15:29:00.000-04:002004-04-28T15:34:17.123-04:00Death for child-slayers.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1083180285680331562004-04-28T15:23:00.000-04:002004-04-28T15:29:01.606-04:00To wake each morning
is an example
of suicide.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1083180175369186372004-04-28T15:21:00.000-04:002004-04-28T15:27:11.326-04:00A dictator in an orchard
understanding nothing.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1083180048331434032004-04-28T15:19:00.000-04:002004-04-28T15:25:04.310-04:00new apartment...been awhile...listening to massive attack/underworld....kick ass...my room is a fucking freakshow of paint...gotta start over...again...steve's in mexico...a lot of work to be done...
what's with the Leafs...goddamed Philedelphia....Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082682665363037502004-04-22T21:10:00.000-04:002004-04-22T21:15:13.483-04:00To achieve totality,
one must gaze into
the dark areas
of their psyche.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082663715565775862004-04-22T15:48:00.000-04:002004-04-22T15:59:22.750-04:00Das Reich Der Zwei
(Nation of Two)
Part 2:
The reason one only remembers
the negative aspects of a relationship
once it has passed is due primarily
to the rubble of the abandoned 'third
essence'. When one sees the rubble,
immediately search for the source of
its destruction--the negative aspects.
repair paint job...has to work...if not...out the window...game one for Leafs/Flyers...goddamned Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082623026479290012004-04-22T04:35:00.000-04:002004-04-22T04:41:13.296-04:00The root of problems
tend to go back further
than we would like to look.
the Leafs did it...and i will age further...on to the second round...painted the new apartment...a fucking disaster...60 bucks in paint in vain..back to square zero...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082188519283904422004-04-17T03:54:00.000-04:002004-04-17T03:59:36.640-04:00I'm sorry,
so sorry.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082187535455087092004-04-17T03:38:00.000-04:002004-04-17T03:42:55.450-04:00If you are judgmental,
then you are damned.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082187467176129932004-04-17T03:36:00.000-04:002004-04-17T03:41:47.186-04:00sorry folks...
but i couldn't
help being
a sucker...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082187317263153542004-04-17T03:34:00.000-04:002004-04-17T03:39:41.200-04:00I love you all,
simply because
you are not me.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082187196399066372004-04-17T03:32:00.000-04:002004-04-17T03:37:16.450-04:00I'm no more
and no less
than every one.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082186775723733822004-04-17T03:25:00.000-04:002004-04-17T03:30:41.420-04:00I'm a prisoner of every
attempt at free will.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082186488447950192004-04-17T03:20:00.000-04:002004-04-17T03:25:28.606-04:00Everyone is
a complete fucking sucker....
just watch and see....Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082185478271474302004-04-17T03:02:00.000-04:002004-04-17T03:08:38.560-04:00Just because one is vaguely
inebriated, doesn't mean
one is entirely susceptible
to change.
the Leafs won....God bless 'em....if not...i would be drowning in sorrows for months to come...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082150327312362042004-04-16T17:14:00.000-04:002004-04-16T17:23:03.903-04:00Voting isn't the end all be all
of democratic institutions.
i started watching hockey some years ago to counter depression...i'm not a big sports guy in general...i have fallen in love with the Toronto Maple Leafs...the problem has arisen however that i get terribly upset when they get knocked out of the playoffs...last year they were out in round one...it took me at least a month to recover...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082149216373417632004-04-16T16:59:00.000-04:002004-04-16T17:04:16.140-04:00Things go down
and no one will ever know.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082143263802400582004-04-16T15:12:00.000-04:002004-04-16T15:25:03.280-04:00The freshest forms
of genuine avant
garde art will be
increasingly disturbing.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082142675352475712004-04-16T15:04:00.000-04:002004-04-16T15:15:14.903-04:00It is erroneously natural
to assume that any alien
race will embody traits
that we either aspire
to or are in terror of.
Leafs must win tonight...if not...fuck...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082061176516152842004-04-15T16:30:00.000-04:002004-04-15T16:36:54.356-04:00The first American government,
a cabinet under Washington,
was selected on lines according
to ability. Very little was
accomplished due to major
schisms. Upon retirement,
Washington warned of the
dangers of partisanship.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082060893085094422004-04-15T16:25:00.000-04:002004-04-15T16:32:10.996-04:00News From a Distant Planet:
On the distant planet there are
no elected leaders. A computer
systems selects political and indeed
all varieties of leadership based upon
aptitude scanning. The brightest
are the heads in all fields.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1082060737627979372004-04-15T16:00:00.000-04:002004-04-15T16:29:35.560-04:00Statistics will never prove
what is good for humanity.
Leafs lost...things look a little grim...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1081894731523226132004-04-13T18:18:00.000-04:002004-04-13T18:23:15.733-04:00Certainty is Foolery.
Embrace paranoia.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1081894306782737802004-04-13T18:11:00.000-04:002004-04-13T18:15:51.936-04:00There is no singularity....
There is no duality.....
There can only be multiplicity....Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1081894207392112782004-04-13T18:08:00.000-04:002004-04-13T18:14:02.996-04:00War is as much a relic
of societal barbarism
as dueling was for
the individual.
will Iraq sink the administration????? Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1081871029871187352004-04-13T11:40:00.000-04:002004-04-13T11:47:44.593-04:00The larger the game,
the more desperate the outcome.
the Toronto Maple Leafs look like they are going to ride their goalie to the big game...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1081458703156266292004-04-08T15:52:00.000-04:002004-04-08T17:15:31.810-04:00News From a Distant Planet:
In a major catastrophe, certain young
family members of the Tri-Planetary Council
have taken to "buzzing" the planet Earth.
The ramifications of this are huge, certainly
setting back the possibility of contact
for at least an Aeon.
Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1081453421901284482004-04-08T15:36:00.000-04:002004-04-08T15:50:13.700-04:00The largest fault of the left
has been to allow themselves
to be classified in generic terms.
The largest fault of the right
has been to exist period.
smokin' day in the political world...Rice survives 9/11 commission...barely...Ben-Veniste, Kerrey, and Roemer nearly ate her...but she is a smart character...it seems that the culpability will be found in the intelligence community...the Bush Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1081342193258311522004-04-07T08:47:00.000-04:002004-04-07T10:04:48.966-04:00Those who resist a given system
must be made aware of the fact
that they are a necessary product
of the system they battle against.
26 soon...getting old...i feel more like 52...of a wizened mind...not literally...actually that doesn't make any sense....Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1081340433538398212004-04-07T08:17:00.000-04:002004-04-07T08:24:20.263-04:00Humour is the ultimate
end of enlightenment.
Condoleeza Rice to testify tomorrow...one gets the sense that the administration hangs upon her ability to smooth things out...
The guys and i have found a place a bit south of where we are now...we picked numbers out of a hat to figure who gets what room...i had first choice...i am eternally lucky...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080945621650402882004-04-02T17:33:00.000-05:002004-04-02T17:44:01.716-05:00There is certainly very little
to suggest that there is
only one or two.
can't get A Mighty Wind out of my head...Eugene Levy is a genius...so too is Catherine O'Hara...
"Whoever wants music instead of noise, joy instead of pleasure, soul instead of gold, creative work instead of business, passion instead of foolery, finds no home in this trivial world of ours." -Hermann Hesse.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080916065192049672004-04-02T09:25:00.000-05:002004-04-02T09:31:24.966-05:00We are always thinking
in terms of a dichotomy.
It should be entirely obvious
that everything can be made
into nebulous super-clusters.
tyme fer thuh olde playoff-bearden...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080871202772845792004-04-01T20:58:00.000-05:002004-04-01T21:03:42.200-05:00There are none in hell
that are pure evil.
looked at an apartment today...rainy and miserable...nothing to be done...can only hope for brighter days/daze...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080821567744554892004-04-01T07:11:00.000-05:002004-04-01T07:16:26.293-05:00Evil is anything
that must be embraced
just to stay alive.
Steppenwolf...i don't know how Hesse did it, but i am he...never have i encounter such a concise explanation of myself...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080770409029161612004-03-31T16:46:00.000-05:002004-03-31T17:03:46.856-05:00News From a Distant Planet:
On the distant planet students
are divided according to their
temperament. In order to
facilitate positive learning
environments, students that are
aggressive are placed with others
that have similar aggressive levels.
If a student is found to have even
greater levels of aggression, they
are placed in an environment with
other exceedingly aggressive students.
ThusDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080687731588163892004-03-30T17:58:00.000-05:002004-03-30T18:05:48.060-05:00Haiku #6
Pond with an industrious beaver,
soft pine needles carpet the forest floor
leading to the termite mounds punctuating the distance.
the search for an apartment continues...want to be closer to the downtown core...but still within anonymity's fringes...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080682907453888382004-03-30T16:37:00.000-05:002004-03-30T16:45:33.373-05:00If an entity in your dreams
were to realize that they are a
production of your subconscious
would they despair?
turns out we aren't getting yesterday's apartment....got to keep searching...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080602554140555982004-03-29T18:19:00.000-05:002004-03-29T18:26:09.076-05:00One should always
remember that a lie
cannot be so separated
from the truth that it
becomes completely detached.
found an apartment today...we talked to a cabbie who told us the area was pretty decent...just as we were deliberating, this short, red-faced man asked us through his lower teeth for a "ten"...if we look like dealers, then the neighborhood can't be that bad.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080495905138584292004-03-28T12:44:00.000-05:002004-03-28T12:48:38.153-05:00Why is it that you feel
that you can determine
what another's happiness
is?Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080495821923088212004-03-28T12:38:00.000-05:002004-03-28T12:47:14.950-05:00Apparently
guns prove that laws are correct.
Eek!Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080495279898024032004-03-28T12:25:00.000-05:002004-03-28T12:38:12.996-05:00For the self there is always black and white;
for the other there can only be grey.
band practice today...no sleep thus i'll be sure to wreck out...big xes for me...at some point i'm going to be in desperate need for regular shut-eye...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080361917884044672004-03-26T23:14:00.000-05:002004-03-26T23:37:37.060-05:00Three days before Jesus' execution,
someone from the 20th century went
back in time in a fit of guilt-ridden
religious ecstasy. They brought with
them an M-14 semi-automatic rifle
and proceeded to teach Peter how to
use it. At first Peter was confused, but
the time traveler was able to convince him
of what was to happen. When Jesus was
brought before the High Priest Caiaphas and
the SanhedrinDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080341178501712792004-03-26T17:42:00.000-05:002004-03-26T17:49:48.873-05:00Dying immediately is preferable
to getting shot in the stomach
and having lots of time to realize
that yes, you are dying, and for
the first time truly investigate death.
i'm a masochist...going to see The Passion again...to the slaughter i go...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080253004707394112004-03-25T16:48:00.000-05:002004-03-25T17:33:26.296-05:00Theoretical Problem #2
You are extremely close with a high-profile drug dealer,
though you don't know how high-profile. You have known
him since childhood. He has never done anything out of
malice. You are awoken by a phone call just after 3 in the
morning. It is your friend. You can barely make out what
he is saying. You quickly get dressed and drive out to his
place. The door is Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080250772607032992004-03-25T16:35:00.000-05:002004-03-25T16:43:01.780-05:00Humanity is one big
game of telephone tag.
i keep getting phone calls..15 so far...from some dude who i can't understand telling me to bring the girl i brought last week somewhere down the street...this is some elaborate joke...but i'm playing along...i used every voice i know...including Clint Eastwood...i think i'll freak out next time and see what happens...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080246155307391642004-03-25T15:18:00.000-05:002004-03-25T15:26:04.576-05:00We are all organic robots
infused with some essence
that we have labeled consciousness.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080245796922431812004-03-25T15:11:00.000-05:002004-03-25T15:20:06.250-05:00Between the stark contrast of black
and white reality, there is a thin line
called the 'grey area.' Humans excel
at taking this line and expanding it into
impossible complexity, essentially rendering
any solution an unattainable spectre.
sitting around trying to figure out whether or not to paint the apartment...so far no good...we apparently found a place...but i'll leave it up to the Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080087293962225992004-03-23T19:11:00.000-05:002004-03-23T19:18:20.746-05:00My dick has next to no influence on my personality.
Only rarely does my dick interrupt my thoughts.
thus i am ubermensch....Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1080086749554195122004-03-23T18:59:00.000-05:002004-03-23T19:09:16.450-05:00News From a Distant Planet:
The Tri-Planetary committee has selected the
distant planet to provide ethical monitor for
the species capture and study mission. It
had been discovered that planets such as Earth
have developed a deep psychic fear of the
Tri-Planetary astronauts. The distant
planet will monitor the project to ensure
that the captured subjects will be treated
gently and Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079932361078941592004-03-22T00:06:00.000-05:002004-03-22T00:16:05.466-05:00Haiku #5
Tepid-watered pond
lined with stripped-bark Birch trees
shrug-shirking the rudiments of winter.
back at the farm today...birthday party for roommate's mother...held in my hands a music from long passed days/daze....Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079843746986112572004-03-20T23:22:00.000-05:002004-03-20T23:39:09.746-05:00Theoretical Problem #1
Your best friend's girlfriend has broken up
with him and he is beside himself. He's been
staying at your apartment and has barely moved.
You get a strange phone call at work from her
where she says that she needs to speak with
you. You tell her you'll call her back. You tell
your best friend, who figures that she is trying
to communicate with him through you. You callDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079747728115715962004-03-19T20:53:00.000-05:002004-03-19T20:58:48.936-05:00America is where ancient gods
retire in their anonymity.
phone call day/daze...gonna see some people...mustn't get drunk...it'll be a long way home...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079666597952524162004-03-18T22:20:00.000-05:002004-03-18T22:26:37.936-05:00"If all will collapse into one,
then what will that collapse into?"
zen koan...paradox...need to start editing something soon...too much wine...leaf win....over tough competition...lack of subject matter=sign off...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079648320379174562004-03-18T17:10:00.000-05:002004-03-18T17:22:00.200-05:00True Story of an Ingenious Hoax:
In the 1930s Troy Hugh, a successful artist,
became disenchanted with the elitism of
high society. He was asked to produce a
painting for a charity auction. When he
heard that no one "common" would be granted
entry, he worked on some pieces and displayed
them around the exterior of the patron's
mansion. They were all painted signs that
read "picnic partiesDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079641334207634272004-03-18T15:13:00.000-05:002004-03-18T15:25:33.890-05:00Haiku #4
Copse by the rail bridge
a lethargic stream sluicing by
Spring yawns as it shoves Winter.
little to report...learned next to nothing yesterday...a blip in my life i won't recall five years hence...just part of the theme...time for some inspiration...Henry Miller always seems to do the trick in these moments...
Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079581151200207872004-03-17T22:33:00.000-05:002004-03-17T22:42:29.606-05:00News From a Distant Planet:
On the distant planet peoples' brains are
able to alter mind-sets instantaneously.
When an individual realizes that they
have some sort of character flaw, they
are able to alter their demeanours
immediately. On Earth when one realizes
they are controlling, they have to undergo
a process of change. On the distant planet
this process is actualized in a moment.
Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079392969306903892004-03-15T18:19:00.000-05:002004-03-15T18:26:04.950-05:00Haiku #3
A lonesome Evergreen,
flanked by empty Poplars
across a honeyed filed,
stirs in its windy tallness.
new meds...how exciting...284 bucks worth...need coverage...trineuralmyalgia...no brain cancer...darn pleased...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079380059428499762004-03-15T14:42:00.000-05:002004-03-15T14:50:54.530-05:00Haiku #2
winter-fallowed field;
a boxer charging across memories
of Hungarian Kommondor tramplings.
a gentle exercise today...brushed the farm out of our ailing canine...preparing her for the vet...won three ping-pong games to collect six bucks off a nascent brother...hail to the king...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079366050318487672004-03-15T10:38:00.000-05:002004-03-15T10:59:01.530-05:00News From a Distant Planet:
On the distant planet all look vastly
different. There are no prejudices
based upon appearance as everyone
is baffled by eachother's countenance.
no band practice yesterday...thought the dog was dying...just a bloody nose...she sneezed on my leg and bloodied my pants...the bitch....the farm is always tranquil...pastoral feeling good for a few hours...then back to Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079299540117444542004-03-14T16:22:00.000-05:002004-03-14T16:28:54.263-05:00We are brainwashed
into thinking
we are not brainwashed.
endless abstract days/daze...no much to speak of in terms of dynamism...lack of focus certainly feels like a disease...my left eyelid won't stop twitching..will see doctor on the morrow...decided not to worry about what position the leafs find themselves in come the playoffs...screw it...if hockey is all i can come up with, then i'd betterDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079147905757144252004-03-12T22:13:00.000-05:002004-03-12T22:21:37.653-05:00Haiku #1
inkbrush evergreen atop the drumlin
waves at a glacier that passed long ago
future...future...future...hmmm...gotta do something with my life apparently...it is there...which way...we'll see...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1079053832029159152004-03-11T20:05:00.000-05:002004-03-11T20:13:42.483-05:00Some may be inclined to believe
that terrorism is an art.
they strike again!...and in Spain...perfect timing for the Bush campaign...and more will watch hockey..just the types that hockey doesn't want...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078915269268499492004-03-10T05:37:00.000-05:002004-03-10T05:44:17.263-05:00All the important 'firsts' noted
in history weren't actually firsts.
strep-throat...going back to Toronto in the morning..well...later this morning...Montreal has had it with me, but the eating has been good....looking forward to a refreshed start to a new project...what?...haven't a clue...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078896814065788672004-03-10T00:31:00.000-05:002004-03-10T00:36:41.700-05:00There is always
a final option.
saw Sylvia tonight...Gwyneth ain't bad...the movie managed to hover just above ennui and just below madness...some sullen stuff, however...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078840384022298192004-03-09T08:49:00.000-05:002004-03-09T08:56:10.496-05:00One cannot go too wrong
if they constantly ask themself,
"Did it have to be this way?"
took four movies in succession to wean me from 'the saviour terror'...Tombstone, Joe Kidd, The Missing, and School of Rock...am reasonably certain that mutilation images will no longer pierce me (no pun intended) every time i close my eyes...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078784835187856672004-03-08T17:21:00.000-05:002004-03-08T17:30:21.250-05:00Jesus, the undead zombie terror of Nazareth
stormed from his sepulchre outside Jerusalem,
having required three days and nights to push
the stone from the opening, and terrorized the
city folk. Three Roman legions were sent to the
scene, only to be mauled by the very-pissed-off
son of God. He hadn't known that he'd be
resurrected as a zombie lord.
the day after...something about that movie Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078731005717662202004-03-08T02:26:00.000-05:002004-03-08T02:33:10.763-05:00The word 'societal' looks
a lot like the word 'suicidal.'
upon reflection...if one breaks down the Jesus movie...take away its historical/religious significance...pretend you don't know the guy and story...all you have is a movie of someone getting the living shit mutilated out of them...now where's the moral value?Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078724624409551442004-03-08T00:36:00.000-05:002004-03-08T00:48:41.983-05:00The word 'quiet' looks
a lot like the word 'quit.'
saw The Passion of the Christ this evening...yikes!...a packed theatre of teary-eyed and outraged folk...i kept having this vision of Clint Eastwood circa The Good the Bad and the Ugly coming out of nowhere to rescue Jesus...blowing away centurions and Pharisees with his six-guns...then Jesus insisting that this is what he has to do...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078648731415393992004-03-07T03:35:00.000-05:002004-03-07T03:41:55.030-05:00It ain't worth shootin'
if ya can't shoot steady.
watched Open Range...typical western plot with a few twists...aaron if you read this, check it out...Robert Duvall's character is worth it...kind of like how Sam Elliot's character is worth it in We Were Soldiers...am, however, ready fer the pullins'...got me a philly and she ain't done worshipin'...sheeeittt...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078617052258577882004-03-06T18:46:00.000-05:002004-03-06T18:53:56.013-05:00The more one ponders,
the more ridiculous
everything becomes.
sore throat better...last night it was unbearable...been thinking about metabolism...didn't get very far...the thoughts were digested...witticism is ostensibly lost in my case...damn...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078519083739678972004-03-05T15:37:00.000-05:002004-03-05T15:41:05.343-05:00The notion of stability
is dialectically opposed
to nature.
sore throat....goddamn....am supposed to party tonight...don't know...want to see Fog Of War...ever since steve reveled in the bloody thing...a rainy Montreal day....Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078481115214573592004-03-05T04:59:00.000-05:002004-03-05T05:08:16.653-05:00A Lesson in the Word: America
(a story in anagrams)
came cram mar crime ire era CIA
in Montreal with the little darling...we cant sleep...read a little Even Cowgirls Get the Blues...Robbins is okay in my books.... Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078362534623478092004-03-03T20:04:00.000-05:002004-03-03T20:11:54.123-05:00True Story of an Ingenious Hoax:
During the American Rebellion, Benjamin Franklin
published an account of how much the British
were paying their Hessian conscripts. The truth,
however, was that the Hessians weren't being paid
at all. When the Hessians read Franklin's article,
they assumed that they were being hoodwinked
by their superior officer. A minor revolt ensued,
throwing the BritishDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078362098420030042004-03-03T19:56:00.000-05:002004-03-03T20:04:38.013-05:00News From a Distant Planet:
On the distant planet psychologists
have given up on the notion of solving
repressed traumatic experiences. They
turned the matter over to the scientist at
the Academy for Cerebral Well-Being.
The scientist were able to develop mnemonic
extraction techniques, that would isolate
and remove the damaged memory, and replace
it with a logical memory structure that flowedDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078283020710473012004-03-02T21:57:00.000-05:002004-03-02T22:07:04.746-05:00If one could breath on Venus,
they'd be able to look up into
the sky and wave to their friends
on the other side of the planet.
blew an intercostal muscle during the last song of band practice the other day...felt like someone separated a rib with a crowbar...thus, i was unable to make it to the colossal editing session scheduled for that evening...been reading about that crazy-bearded Whitman..Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078094653492427592004-02-29T17:37:00.000-05:002004-02-29T17:47:08.233-05:00If one wishes to ponder the
multifarious nature of the
universe, they must but
stare into their palm.
Frank Sinatra saved my life...i prayed to the cosmos...and Frank answered...i am to do it 'my way'...it is all in a sentence...verbalized ideas require a slathering of words..the sentence...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1078093878056586902004-02-29T17:23:00.000-05:002004-02-29T17:34:12.950-05:00News From a Distant Planet:
On the distant planet artists are
prized above all other professions.
Artists are able to continue their work
as it is the method by which cultural
legacies are left.
internet not working at me 'ouse!...band practice..can't hear a damn thing...gonna be a long night...gotta do some emergency editing for the screenplay from 5296...we're talking 80+ pages...band Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1077767848355778792004-02-25T22:55:00.000-05:002004-02-25T23:00:17.700-05:00Truth is at the head
of a trail of dead bodies.
The Corporation is being broadcasted in TVO tonight...seeing it again makes one aware of the dire need for legitimate dialogue...but we won't...and we're all going to hell....Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1077738941872853232004-02-25T14:42:00.000-05:002004-02-25T15:07:08.326-05:00True Story of an Ingenious Hoax:
In 1906 57 year-old Berliner Wilhelm
Voight, a failure who had spent the
better part of his life in jail, noticed
the respect accorded members of the
elite Prussian guard. He purchased
a used captain's uniform and immediately
was treated with respect. Comfortable
with his new ruse, Voight entered a
Prussian guard barracks and told them
he had a special Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1077738087428487232004-02-25T14:37:00.000-05:002004-02-25T14:44:16.700-05:00Hidden in the Word: President
(a story in anagrams)
desire siren piper pride
spite tripe pest serpent.
Toronto days/daze...looking for a new apartment...bed bugs have won..we give up...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1077666452683664872004-02-24T17:59:00.000-05:002004-02-24T18:56:39.310-05:00News From a Distant Planet:
The distant planet has been in touch
with several planets for some time.
There are two planets in particular
that have joined with the distant
planet to establish the Tri-Planetary
Database. This organization
is devoted to compiling a compendium
on the natural histories of the three
planets.
Recently, Earth was discovered to have
intelligent life. That section Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1077434441744380442004-02-22T02:20:00.000-05:002004-02-22T02:23:47.420-05:00The truth is that i'm thirsty.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1077434382225612902004-02-22T02:17:00.000-05:002004-02-25T21:06:01.436-05:00I'm a writer, see me dance;
before i write to you i do
stretches; I jog on the spot
to prepare for you. I'm limber
and ready for your needs.
fuck uDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6282234.post-1077407019509292892004-02-21T18:41:00.000-05:002004-02-21T18:46:23.326-05:00One is equally disgusting
as their own disgust.
evening...blustery Newmarket...Southern Ontario...coffee on the corner and i am reborn...what will be the future?...my kamerad asked...when my mug is empty says i...Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08992093649292492266noreply@blogger.com